Zach Martina
Zach Martina
My name is Zach Martina and if you’re reading this, then you made a conscious decision to learn a little more about me and I’d just like to take this opportunity to say “thank you” for that so. . . thank you.
I don’t enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset because sand in my shoes bothers me, my cardiovascular endurance is awful & sunset is when the mosquitos come out. I am, however, looking for someone with a great sense of humor because I am a standup comedian. And most importantly, I have a wife & 2 daughters whom I love very much so I’m not interested in a romantic relationship.
I’ve been described as the type of comic who “tells dark jokes in a delightful manner” and I, often, yell on stage because it’s the only place where it’s socially acceptable to do so.
Sure, I’ve performed in festivals that include 10,000 Laughs, Limestone & the Best of the Midwest at Gilda’s Laughfest. And yea, I’ve had the good fortune of opening up for some of my favorites including Rory Scovel, Chad Daniels, Big Jay Oakerson & the Sklar Brothers. There my also my 2 albums (Skunkman & Not the Worst Dad) that hit number 1 on the comedy charts but none of that really matters.
The only thing that matters is that, in reading this, it was enough to convince you to attend a show, listen to an album and/or follow me on social media. If it wasn’t, then I get the last laugh because it was a big waste of your time.
Acme Comedy Company is an 18+ venue for all shows.
Seating:
Seats
in the club are assigned when the tickets are claimed at the Box Office. As a bonus for our Dinner & Show guests; their seats are
assigned first. Seating after that is on a first claimed, first assigned
basis from the front of the club to the back. You can pick up your tickets as early as 2 hours before the show starts (seats are assigned then).
Dinner Seating Times:
7pm Show: Between 5:00pm and 5:45pm
8pm Show: Between 5:30pm and 6:30pm
9:30pm Show: Between 7:30 and 8:15pm
Please note: Gratuity is NOT included in your purchase. The FEE
associated with purchase is for the ticketing company, Seat Engine, as a
handling fee for their service. Seat Engine is a separate company from
Acme Comedy Company.
More information about our Dinner and Show packages is available here: https://acmecomedycompany.com/...
*If you are trying to purchase tickets, and none are available ONLINE, please call Acme at 612.338.6393 to see if there are any more available.
My name is Zach Martina and if you’re reading this, then you made a conscious decision to learn a little more about me and I’d just like to take this opportunity to say “thank you” for that so. . . thank you.
I don’t enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset because sand in my shoes bothers me, my cardiovascular endurance is awful & sunset is when the mosquitos come out. I am, however, looking for someone with a great sense of humor because I am a standup comedian. And most importantly, I have a wife & 2 daughters whom I love very much so I’m not interested in a romantic relationship.
I’ve been described as the type of comic who “tells dark jokes in a delightful manner” and I, often, yell on stage because it’s the only place where it’s socially acceptable to do so.
Sure, I’ve performed in festivals that include 10,000 Laughs, Limestone & the Best of the Midwest at Gilda’s Laughfest. And yea, I’ve had the good fortune of opening up for some of my favorites including Rory Scovel, Chad Daniels, Big Jay Oakerson & the Sklar Brothers. There my also my 2 albums (Skunkman & Not the Worst Dad) that hit number 1 on the comedy charts but none of that really matters.
The only thing that matters is that, in reading this, it was enough to convince you to attend a show, listen to an album and/or follow me on social media. If it wasn’t, then I get the last laugh because it was a big waste of your time.